My Favorite Things

Snuggles in blankies and cuddles while sittin'
Gazes while nursing they make me feel smitten

Trips to the park where we play on the swings
These are a few of my favorite things

Crayons and markers and stickers and doodles
Learning to say "nunus" instead of noodles
Toddler that dances around while he sings
These are a few of my favorite things

Oreo faces and ice cream mustaches
Kisses that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Testing the "floor food" that to me he brings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the poop flies
When the puke spews
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Teaching and learning 'bout gently not hittin'
Kissing his owies when crawlies have bitten
Getting creative when tantrums he flings
These are a few of my favorite things

Finding new places to have love canoodles
Watch him discover new cool things like poodles
Husband that never knows words when he sings
These are a few of my favorite things

Learning new ways to resolve marriage clashes

Being impervious to peoples' bashes
Making sure nobody's penis has dings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the snot drips
When the pee streams
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad